Friday, March 27, 2009
Whats Wrong with It?
Thursday, March 26, 2009
LESSONS IN LIFE! (jus how im feelin)
- If your parents tell you not to have a party in there house while they are home, but all your friends know she isnt gonna be there and yall did it before DONT DO IT. If something tells you "bitch this jus might be the time they come back"...listen to lil missy on ya shoulder and DONT DO IT!
- If you see the teacher watch for students cheating and you see ya neighbor cheat and not get caught...DONT DO IT. If something tells you "bitch this jus might be the time you get caught"...listen BITCH and DONT DO IT!
- If you find numbers in ya man's pocket after the club and something tells you "bitch this fool is cheating on you or at least about to" DONT BE A DUMB BITCH AND RISK YA "pee wee" CHILL AND DONT SAY SHIT! Dress up...look fly...do all the things you did when you got him to keep him! RELATIONSHIOP W/ JAZZY 101
^^that had nothing to do with nothing..(#3)^^
THIS WAS A NOTE TO SELF! THINK BEFORE ANY DECISION AND NEVER SECOND QUESTION MYSELF!
DONT B A LOSER
SIGNING OUTT-IE
ITS JAZZY
SPELL CHECK! I WAS IN A RUSH...
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
BEYONCE VS CIARA
BEYONCE CIARA
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THE PICTURE SPEAKS FOR ITS SELF!
REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU THINK AND HOW DUMB U THINK BEYONCE FANS ARE...THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT THIS BITCH WORKS IT AND SHE IS KILLIN IT! BEYONCE IS TALENTED AND WAS BORN TO ENTERTAINED!
NOW!
(^^^black girl neck roll wit hella eye movement and finger pointing^^)
ARE YOU READY TO BE EMTERTAAAAAAAAINED
IF YOU A FAN YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS FROM!
SIGNIN OUTT-IE
ITS JAZZY!
TREND-Y-ISH
THOU SHALL KEEP A CLEAN CAR
1. MY RYAN LESLIE CD
I LOVE HIM RIGHT NOW! I FEEL LIKE I WANNA MARRY HIM! WHO IS THIS FIANCE...WIFE FEMALE ANYWHO! UGH!
MY FAVORITE SONGS
- GIBBERISH
- YOU'RE FLY
- HOW IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE
- SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT
- ADDICTION
- I-R-I-N-A
IN THAT ORDER!
I HATE THAT THIS ISH IS SO DAYUM STICKY! BUT IT MAKES FOR A GREAT GLOSS COAT OF PERFECTION ON MY LIPS! NO ASHY-NESS OVA HURR!
YA GIRL LOVES TO RIDE WIT MY RYAN BLASTING WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN! I MEAN I AM IN MIAMI...THE WEATHER IS TO DIE FOR! THE WIND DEF DO BE GOIN A LIL HARD! GOTTA TOUCH UP BEFORE STEPPIN OUT OF COUTURE!
UGH! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS! ITS SO FEMININE AND UNFORGETABLE SMELL! LADIES...IF U AINT ON IT GET ON IT.
I MEAN PERSONALLY IM NOT TRYNA SMELL LIKE EFFIN FLOWERS OR TYPES OF FRUIT-Y FRUITS! THIS SCENT IS PERFECT! VERY HOT AND SEXY! MATURE!
WELL THIS ISNT THE RIGHT PIC! (CLEARLY)! THIS IS REG FREEBREEZE! I HAVE THE AUTO KIND! IT SMELLS PERFECT! SOMETHING LIKE NEW CAR! WHO WANTS A FUNKY CAR! IF YA CAR STINK U STINK! CLEAN CAR ALWAYS!!
I DONT KNO Y THIS POPPED IN MY HEAD! MAYBE CUZ I NEED TO GO WASH HER! ADVICE TO ALL...MAINLY FEMALES! GUYS LOVE WHEN FEMALES KEEP A CLEAN CAR, DRIVE LIKE A GUY, AND RIDE BIG CARS!
I KNO...I DO THEM ALL! MOO HA HA HA!
STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY...LITERALLY!
LMAO....HUMBLE PIE! I EAT ALL THE TIME
WANNA SEE MY COUTURE???
THE RANDOM-ISH IM THINKIN
ralph lauren def seemed a tad bit inspired. MC is in when he is truely OUT. O.J jus popped in my head...idky
- Cant spend deposit until 2 yrs after depositing it
- Comes with 10 of the same debit card (CONFUSING)
- THE MALE WORKERS HIT ON YOU (EWW AT LEAST IN MIAMI)
- The line is TOO EFFIN LONG!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
CIARA vs BEYONCE
- STOP IT
This is her new image I GUESS! Last time I checked MRS. CARTER rocked diss f*$%in look damn near 5 videos ago! Ok..maybe im pushin it. BUT...
- IF I WERE A BOY
- SINGLE LADIES
- DIVAS
- HALO
YOU DO THE MATH
And excuse the hell outta me! I am indeed a BEYONCE FAN!
PLEASE DONT F^%# WIT THE GIRL!!
SIGNIN OUTTIE...JAZZY*