Friday, March 27, 2009

Whats Wrong with It?

Whats wrong with being attractive? Is it my... fault?

Whats wrong with styling and profiling if its natural? BITCH IM ME!

Whats wrong with being a cool as chic, yet I read books for a hobby?

Whats wrong with believing in myself? Not on some cocky ish tho...

Whats wrong with wanting to be successful?

There is nothing wrong with the way I CHOOSE TO LIVE MY... LIFE!


Because I am so chilled and so cool, you are friends with me.

Because I am cuddled in the corner reading you befriend me.


Why?


I have found a new hobby and its reading. I know readers are saying "Yea BITCH thats what many people do...duhh". For a person like me I never imagined myself wanting to go to the book store and buy books for my spare time. It was never in my character; the thought of gaining so much knowledge and being ahead of my game is who I am now. Let's say God and my parents have done a wonderful job into molding me into who I am; my brothers lend a huge hand also. To finish the cycle of greatness I am putting my best foot forward towards who I will become.


I want to be the best role model for my niece and nephew. I mostly want to be an example of the greatness that is produced orignally from WILINGTON, DELAWARE.


Most are ignorant of the fact that DELAWARE is THE... FIRST STATE. "What are ya'll known for" is a question aggressivley ask of me 24/7 as my drunk-n hot friends being their JONNIN session(spck). I AM YOUR ANSWER!


DELAWARE IS KNOWN FOR PRODUCING SCHOLARS AND SUCCESSORS! YOUNG AND BRILLIANT!


WITH STLYE!

YA DIGG??


SIGNING OUTT-IE


JAZi (like this)?


Thursday, March 26, 2009

LESSONS IN LIFE! (jus how im feelin)

Have you ever felt as though someone was watching your every move?
Have you ever did something you knew you werent suppose to do and then later it felt like everyone knew?
Have you ever acted as though you never did NO wrong, but inside you knew you are just as bad as the people you talk about?
This is your inner self talkin to you. This is when you have the angel on your left(i said left first because I am left handed...yaaay) shoulder and the devil on your other shoulder. When this moment happens agree with your gut; your inner feeling! NEVER SECOND QUESTION YOURSELF!
This goes for life period! All types of situations occur when this dilemma rise within!
Like:
BOYFRIENDS
GIRLFRIENDS
PARENTS
SCHOOL
PEERS
WORK
FRIENDSHIPS
ETC...
  1. If your parents tell you not to have a party in there house while they are home, but all your friends know she isnt gonna be there and yall did it before DONT DO IT. If something tells you "bitch this jus might be the time they come back"...listen to lil missy on ya shoulder and DONT DO IT!
  2. If you see the teacher watch for students cheating and you see ya neighbor cheat and not get caught...DONT DO IT. If something tells you "bitch this jus might be the time you get caught"...listen BITCH and DONT DO IT!
  3. If you find numbers in ya man's pocket after the club and something tells you "bitch this fool is cheating on you or at least about to" DONT BE A DUMB BITCH AND RISK YA "pee wee" CHILL AND DONT SAY SHIT! Dress up...look fly...do all the things you did when you got him to keep him! RELATIONSHIOP W/ JAZZY 101

^^that had nothing to do with nothing..(#3)^^

THIS WAS A NOTE TO SELF! THINK BEFORE ANY DECISION AND NEVER SECOND QUESTION MYSELF!

DONT B A LOSER

SIGNING OUTT-IE

ITS JAZZY

SPELL CHECK! I WAS IN A RUSH...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

BEYONCE VS CIARA

PLEASE KNO MY TONE IS VERY PROFESSIONAL WIT A TWIST! I CAN ONLY BE ME! SO MY PROFESSIONAL MAY BE SLIGHT DIFFERENT THAN HOW YOU DEFINE IT! I ROLL EYES AND WORK MY NECK...

FOR THE ONE COMMENT... OUT OF THE KINDNESS OUT OF SOMEONE HEART




AND THIS IS WHY SHE IS *CLEARLY* THE BETTER ARTIST!


AND THIS ISNT ABOUT ME BEING A FAN!


THIS IS STATING FACTS




NOW WATCH ME WORK


READ CAREFUL(stretch the R and L)


CUZ I AM CROSSIN ALL T's AND DOTTIN ALL I"S




EXAMPLE 1.



BEYONCE CIARA

theybf.com

THE PICTURE SPEAKS FOR ITS SELF!

REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU THINK AND HOW DUMB U THINK BEYONCE FANS ARE...THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT THIS BITCH WORKS IT AND SHE IS KILLIN IT! BEYONCE IS TALENTED AND WAS BORN TO ENTERTAINED!

NOW!

(^^^black girl neck roll wit hella eye movement and finger pointing^^)

ARE YOU READY TO BE EMTERTAAAAAAAAINED

IF YOU A FAN YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS FROM!

SIGNIN OUTT-IE

ITS JAZZY!

TREND-Y-ISH



WHATS HOT


We have watched and experience the silhouette of women dresses.




Remember Marie Antoinette?


The dress back then, 17th century, were very full with wide panniers. The door ways during this century were taller and wider for both the women's hair and dresses.



With the new style and inspiring unique designers the silhoutte of today's trendy dress has relevantly changed.


In my opinion


I DIG IT


Its so box-y-ish, different, chic, and strong.

Today's women are leaders and business owners. Fashion is inspired by what is currently takin place in the world. I truely believe today's fashion lines are strong and firm lookin with brillant fabrics because women are looked upon as greatness and leaders.
PERFECTION


Balenciaga

THOU SHALL KEEP A CLEAN CAR

MY CAR IS MY LIFE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!! I CALL HER COUTURE!


SHES CLEARLY MADE TO BE MEASURED!


ALL THEM DAMN SCRATCHES AND BRUISES DEF DONE HAD SOME HANDS ON TAILORED WORK!


NOT SO MUCH OF CAVALI, ARMANI, GUCCI, CAROLINA HERRA TAILORED


SHES A LIL MORE HEATHERETTE, BETSEY JOHNSON, JEAN PAUL GAUTIERE


SPCK...

CLOSE ENOUGH!
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ANYWHO




I HAVE CERTAIN THINGS MY CAR CANT GO WITH OUT











1. MY RYAN LESLIE CD

I LOVE HIM RIGHT NOW! I FEEL LIKE I WANNA MARRY HIM! WHO IS THIS FIANCE...WIFE FEMALE ANYWHO! UGH!



















MY FAVORITE SONGS




  • GIBBERISH
  • YOU'RE FLY
  • HOW IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE
  • SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT
  • ADDICTION
  • I-R-I-N-A

IN THAT ORDER!





2. LIP GLOSS




I HATE THAT THIS ISH IS SO DAYUM STICKY! BUT IT MAKES FOR A GREAT GLOSS COAT OF PERFECTION ON MY LIPS! NO ASHY-NESS OVA HURR!












3. A BRUSH



YA GIRL LOVES TO RIDE WIT MY RYAN BLASTING WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN! I MEAN I AM IN MIAMI...THE WEATHER IS TO DIE FOR! THE WIND DEF DO BE GOIN A LIL HARD! GOTTA TOUCH UP BEFORE STEPPIN OUT OF COUTURE!








4. UNFORGIVABLE



UGH! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS! ITS SO FEMININE AND UNFORGETABLE SMELL! LADIES...IF U AINT ON IT GET ON IT.



I MEAN PERSONALLY IM NOT TRYNA SMELL LIKE EFFIN FLOWERS OR TYPES OF FRUIT-Y FRUITS! THIS SCENT IS PERFECT! VERY HOT AND SEXY! MATURE!









4. AUTO-FREEBREEZE

WELL THIS ISNT THE RIGHT PIC! (CLEARLY)! THIS IS REG FREEBREEZE! I HAVE THE AUTO KIND! IT SMELLS PERFECT! SOMETHING LIKE NEW CAR! WHO WANTS A FUNKY CAR! IF YA CAR STINK U STINK! CLEAN CAR ALWAYS!!

I DONT KNO Y THIS POPPED IN MY HEAD! MAYBE CUZ I NEED TO GO WASH HER! ADVICE TO ALL...MAINLY FEMALES! GUYS LOVE WHEN FEMALES KEEP A CLEAN CAR, DRIVE LIKE A GUY, AND RIDE BIG CARS!

I KNO...I DO THEM ALL! MOO HA HA HA!

STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY...LITERALLY!

LMAO....HUMBLE PIE! I EAT ALL THE TIME

WANNA SEE MY COUTURE???

THE RANDOM-ISH IM THINKIN



I know working and having a career is not all about the money but damn! If I never felt so damn broke! MC HAMMER is my BFF....(damn....idk bout dat)






ralph lauren def seemed a tad bit inspired. MC is in when he is truely OUT. O.J jus popped in my head...idky








Spring 2009






I get one lil refund check from school (THANX SALLIE) and I DO NOT kno how to act. I jus want to splurg on whatever I see. "Oh that is cute"....STAMP! WHATS NEW IN JAMMIE'S CLOSET! well accessories






these are my absolute favorite shades right now, the oversized rimless shades (urban outfitters)! they dont go with everything which makes it sooo PERFECT to go with EVERYTHING!!






GET TO KNO ME...BITCH IM ME










This not hiring thing is truely beginning to PISS ME OFF! ugh




And if i hear the phrase "WE'LL CALL YOU"ONE MORE TIME


GESH...DAMN...WTF...UGH





AND IF BANK OF AMERICA KEEP PLAYING WIT MY MONEY IMMA BLOW THEM UP!


FEEL MY WRATH!!! >:\








REASONS NOT TO PUT YA DOW IN BANK OF AMERICA




  1. Cant spend deposit until 2 yrs after depositing it


  2. Comes with 10 of the same debit card (CONFUSING)


  3. THE MALE WORKERS HIT ON YOU (EWW AT LEAST IN MIAMI)


  4. The line is TOO EFFIN LONG!





ALL THIS THO...WTH???



I WANNA BE RICH....I WANNA BE FAMOUS! I JUS WANNA BE ME, DO WHAT I LOVE AND GET PAID FOR IT! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FREAKIN ASK? FOR!











when the time comes it comes...the time is now!



STYLIST ON DECK...

Thursday, March 19, 2009

CIARA vs BEYONCE





Ok so excuse my FRENCH and I hope I dont get reported to TOM for this ish but...
WHO the HELL this B*#$h Ciara think she is?
She's killing me softly! She got me pissed off and ready to go hard! listen to me...


SHE NEEDS TO...
  1. STOP IT



This is her new image I GUESS! Last time I checked MRS. CARTER rocked diss f*$%in look damn near 5 videos ago! Ok..maybe im pushin it. BUT...


  1. IF I WERE A BOY
  2. SINGLE LADIES

  3. DIVAS

  4. HALO

YOU DO THE MATH


THIS



MINUS


THIS

EQUALS


CIARA!
THE LIL BOY THAT SHE IS!!

And excuse the hell outta me! I am indeed a BEYONCE FAN!

PLEASE DONT F^%# WIT THE GIRL!!

SIGNIN OUTTIE...JAZZY*