THOU SHALL KEEP A CLEAN CAR

MY CAR IS MY LIFE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!! I CALL HER COUTURE!

SHES CLEARLY MADE TO BE MEASURED!

ALL THEM DAMN SCRATCHES AND BRUISES DEF DONE HAD SOME HANDS ON TAILORED WORK!

NOT SO MUCH OF CAVALI, ARMANI, GUCCI, CAROLINA HERRA TAILORED

SHES A LIL MORE HEATHERETTE, BETSEY JOHNSON, JEAN PAUL GAUTIERE

SPCK...

CLOSE ENOUGH!

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ANYWHO

I HAVE CERTAIN THINGS MY CAR CANT GO WITH OUT

1. MY RYAN LESLIE CD

I LOVE HIM RIGHT NOW! I FEEL LIKE I WANNA MARRY HIM! WHO IS THIS FIANCE...WIFE FEMALE ANYWHO! UGH!

MY FAVORITE SONGS

• GIBBERISH
• YOU'RE FLY
• HOW IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE
• SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT
• ADDICTION
• I-R-I-N-A
  

IN THAT ORDER!

2. LIP GLOSS

I HATE THAT THIS ISH IS SO DAYUM STICKY! BUT IT MAKES FOR A GREAT GLOSS COAT OF PERFECTION ON MY LIPS! NO ASHY-NESS OVA HURR!

3. A BRUSH

YA GIRL LOVES TO RIDE WIT MY RYAN BLASTING WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN! I MEAN I AM IN MIAMI...THE WEATHER IS TO DIE FOR! THE WIND DEF DO BE GOIN A LIL HARD! GOTTA TOUCH UP BEFORE STEPPIN OUT OF COUTURE!

4. UNFORGIVABLE

UGH! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS! ITS SO FEMININE AND UNFORGETABLE SMELL! LADIES...IF U AINT ON IT GET ON IT.

I MEAN PERSONALLY IM NOT TRYNA SMELL LIKE EFFIN FLOWERS OR TYPES OF FRUIT-Y FRUITS! THIS SCENT IS PERFECT! VERY HOT AND SEXY! MATURE!

4. AUTO-FREEBREEZE

WELL THIS ISNT THE RIGHT PIC! (CLEARLY)! THIS IS REG FREEBREEZE! I HAVE THE AUTO KIND! IT SMELLS PERFECT! SOMETHING LIKE NEW CAR! WHO WANTS A FUNKY CAR! IF YA CAR STINK U STINK! CLEAN CAR ALWAYS!!

I DONT KNO Y THIS POPPED IN MY HEAD! MAYBE CUZ I NEED TO GO WASH HER! ADVICE TO ALL...MAINLY FEMALES! GUYS LOVE WHEN FEMALES KEEP A CLEAN CAR, DRIVE LIKE A GUY, AND RIDE BIG CARS!

I KNO...I DO THEM ALL! MOO HA HA HA!

STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY...LITERALLY!

LMAO....HUMBLE PIE! I EAT ALL THE TIME

WANNA SEE MY COUTURE???