U r NOTstylish if you dont try this!
DONT eeeeven be ashamed to say u have garments from target! i love the damn place!
(but whats wit the tacky ALEXANDER MCQUEEN target line...HATED IT!! livingcolor)
AND NOW JAE SPRING/SUMMER RULES
GIRRRL(EXTEND "R's") YOU BETTER NOT...
1. BE WEARIN BOX BRAIDS IF U ARE...
A. over the age of 17
B. a parent
C. not apart of a tribe
2. JUST BE WEARIN FLIP FLOPS
A. throw on a nice spring shoe or sandal
~wedges are great spring/summer heels
~them damn gladiator sandals are OVER RATED! ugh!
3. GET CARRIED AWAY WITH JEANS N SHORTS
A. Sun dresses are sooo feminine
the wind helps show your silouette...oh so sexy
~ GUYS LIKE DRESSES
B. EMPIRE WAIST ("highwaisted shorts"...trash them)
~unless u can stand apart from the adverage
4. BE WALKIN AROUND UN-SHAVED
NEED I SAY MORE,,,GROOM GROOM GROOM
eyebrows
legs
bikini
underarms
facial (if got it)
JUS BE ON YA ISH LADIES
TO BE CONTINUED!
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