COLLEGE HILL

COLLEGE HILL :SOUTH BEACH

april 16th

OMG!!

This guy is too funny! The FAT one!

THE ISH HE SAY...LMAO!

I am crackin up right now!

He roll his eyes and rotate his neck like NO OTHER!

LMAO!

NAH BUT THAT WAS SOME NASTY A@# ISH

WHY WOULD HE (the tan muscle guy from FIU) THROW UP AND NOT CLEAN THAT ISH UP!

i dont watch the show enough to kno their names! i live that life now i dont need to watch it! lmao...jk ppl...jk!

CASSIE GIRL

SO IMMA LIL LATE BUT...

CASSIE....GIRRRRL!?!!??

DATS ALLLLL I HAVE TO SAY!

FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J...LMAO!

DAMN... SO THIS IS HOW THEY MAKE THEM EXTRA COUPLE THOUSANDS OR MORE!

OK FIRST LET ME SAY THEY DIDNT SHOW THE EPISODE EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE. WE TRYNA SEE WHEN THEY GO TO THE GIRLS CRIBS. BUT INSTEAD THIS WEEK THEY SHOW UN SEEEEN CLIPS YET THESE CLIPS CAN BE SCENE ON THEIR WEBSITE A LIL MINUTE AGO! THERE FOR THEY ARENT REALLY UN SEEN CLIPS!!

They are milking it!! they gettin MONEY! They already makin MONEY for the show its self. By gettin people to visit the site they makin EVEN MOORE money! People are only goin to the site to see the "UNSEEN" ISH! SUPPOSSELY...EXCLUSIVE ISH!

They end up makin more MONEY by puttin the "UNSEEN" clips on at a time when they know ALOOOOT of people are gonna be tuned becuz WE effin thought the NEW ish was comin on!

FOOLED THE HELL OUTTA US...

THEY THOUGHT WAY OUT SIDE OF THE BOX!

jumpin outta the window wit this one! lmao

NOOOOW Next week they gonnna be makin even mooore money cuz EVERYBODY and their MOMMA gonna be tuned cuz LAAAST damn week wasnt shit but a get MONEY MAKER!!

DO YALL GET ME?

MAYBE NOT...

I BE SEEING THIS KINDA ISH!!!

I SWARE I SHOULD BE WORKIN FOR THESE PPL!

PLEASURE P! ugh...NO!

Watchin Pleasure P video Boyfriend #2

*I love the song

play it all the time in couture (my car)

Love the concept*

many can relate. NOT ME i dont even have bf #1

*Hate the video!

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

The students at my school can put together a better video

HATE IT FROM...

*The corny couple dance

UGH

The HORRIBLE wardrobe!*

A MESS!

The leading lady could have been way way way better

LIKE ME...

IDK...DO OVER...ASAP!

WATCH IT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w98PzL36CiI

STAR AND D.R.A.M.A

OK SO IM FROM DELAWARE! AND I REP IT PROUDLY!

Many dont even kno where DE is located.

obviously ya social studies teacher aint teacher u ISH!

DE should have been the first thing taught

I MEAN....WE ARE THE 1ST STATE PPL!

its all good....now you kno

AAANNNYWHO...

I GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!

TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT MY GOOD FRIENDS!

STAR AND D.R.A.M.A

REMEMBER THEM

RESEARCH THEM

BE ONE TO SAY: "I KNEW THEM WHEN"...

REQUEST THEM ON FB, MYSPACE AND READ THEIR BLOG

staranddramaslife.blogspot.com

THEY DEF ARE TAKIN OVER AND MAKIN A NAME FOR THEM SELVES AND MY STATE!

AND IF YOU DONT KNOOOO NOW YOU KNO! LOL!

THE TRUE YOUNGEST IN CHARGE!

LETS GET IT!

THESE GUYS ARE EXTREMELY TALENTED, MOTIVATED, PRODUCTIVE, AND LETS JUS SAY ISH IS BOUT TO POP, GET CRAZY, REALLY EFFIN HAPPEN!

Notice this ^^^ is in bold black. STATEMENT! FACT! TRUTH! MARK MY WORDS!

Y I LUV MIAMI

SH#$ ACTUALLY HAPPENS

Yesterday the SIMMON SISTERS, well there are two sets, were in Miami!

ANGELA N VANESSA SIMMONS

Miss. Keri Baby was there also along Sside with other celebs. I must say I HATE what they have on. Vanessa is the only one that I think look decent. A lil young lookin but her audience are teens. Miss. lil bow wow t.k dress is throwin its self up. Im up set I usally love what she wears. And KERI....GIRRRL! This is what I meant when i said, in a previous post, that she does too much sometimes or not enough. I DONT KNO WHAT THIS IS. I NEED TO BE HER STYLIST ON DEC!

They are having a tour promoting their line!

I think this is a great way to promote a line! I dont hear about ppl going on tour to promote! They usually promote by advertisment on T.V and other ish! But never this...(that i kno of)

GOOD THINKING LADIES...WELL THEIR TEAM!

THANX THEYBF

FASHION AT ITS COOLEST

DO YOU SEE THIS ISH!!!??

NOOO WORDS TO EVEN EXPLAIN IT!

THANX Shashanta Salescia I GOT THIS FROM YA FACEBOOK!

YOU ON IT!

IM ADDICTED TO HIM!

R.LES IN DE

UGH.......

This guy right here is oh sooo so so so sexy to me! Not even because he is cute and swag is on a TRILLION!

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY WORK?? WHAT! He is extremely talented and makes me wish I could sing, produce and everything else. The man is beyond smart. Ryan graduated for HARVARD (yes best known smart a@$ college) At the age of 19!!!! OMG! IF THAT AINT A TURN ON IDK WHAT IS!

I love guys wit, swag, talent, humor, and brains!

I THINK HE IS MY FUTURE HUB!

WATCH MY BABY WORK! This is one of my favorites!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHodee8Kfgg

U SMELL ME!

JAY-Z FRAGRANCE

Mr. Sean Carter is over due his own fragrance! Its been stated that the fragrance line who made missys Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson's scents, Parlux Fragrances, are interested in the JIGGA MAN him self.

ITS BOUT THE ONLY THING HE HASNT DONE YET! DATS DEF A GOOD LOOK FOR MR. CARTER! Dat prolly be the name knowin his rich self! MR. CARTER...lol.

Also, Mr. Kanye West will be launching his own fragrance line! IM OH SOOO INTERESTED TO KNO THE NAME, PROMOTION DIRECTION, AND THE SCENT ITS SELF! You gotta admit Kanyeeezy keeps the mind wondering! Rhianna is reported to also be discussing a line! HOT! lucky them...ish is jus handed to them just to slap their name on it!

ALL SAID "COMING SOON" 2010!

MISS KERI BAAAAABY!!

MISS KERI BABY!!!

She is def a chick to watch out for! i def respect her motives and how she is imaging herself! (again imagin...i speak on it so much becuz in this business you gotta think beyond outside the box and be creative about how u look, sound, and attack the industry wit a bang)

I DISLIKE CIARA FOR HOW SHE TRRRRIED TO COME BACK ON THE SCENE! SHE CLEARLY WENT AT BEYONCE AND WAS JUS SOOO CORNY ABOUT IT! DUMMY!

In other words....MISS KERI did also but it wasnt so obvious and had ppl questioning and assuming!

SHES NEW TO THE SCENE AND FOUND A WAY TO GET PPL SAYIN HER NAME OUTSIDE OF HER DOPE COLLABORATIONS...DEF BOUT TO BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME....FOR HER CREATIVE WRITING SKILLS!!! I LOVE HER. (damn i guess i should buy her cd now, i def did limewire that jawn jawn first)

HER STYLE IS HER BUT SOMETIMES I FEEL ITS A LIL OFF...

ITS LIKE SOME OF HER LOOKS CAN DO WITHOUT SOMETHING

AND OTHER TIMES HER LOOK MAY NEED A LIL SOMETHING

AT THE END OF THE DAY....

I F$&*S WIT HER

THE ISH I JUS FOUND OUT!

MEAGAN GOOD IS SINGING NOW

theybf

To be honest I kinda saw this comin

She wasnt really doin much in the industry!

She gotta pay her bills some way

(not to mention she needs to UP her wardrobe cuz she DEF wears the same ish over and over and over again!

GO LISTEN...

from what i heard...HATED IT

far from a hater and i give credit where its due! lets jus say I AINT SEE JACK!

GOTTA SAY....HER EYEBROWS STAY ON POINT!

THE HILLS...THE ISH CONTINUES

HEIDI:

IS SOOOO HAPPY TO HAVE TALKED TO LC

AND SHE KEEP COUNTIN THE TIMES SPENC HIT CAM! LMAO

HOME IS ALWAYS GOOD...MOMMY KNOWS BEST!

STEPH:

OMG GIRRRRRL

Y IS SHE LYING!

SHE GOT A POINT THO

IM SOOO OVER THIS STORY!

ITS SOO CUTE TO SEE THEM DOIN THE SAME ISH I BE DOIN FOR CLASS!AWWW

THE FABRIC STORE!! TEAR*

BRODY IS CUTE TO ME! YUMMY!

SPENC:

BOOOOOY

BRODY:

SHUT UP!

DO U EVEN HAVE A GIRL TO BE GIVIN ADVICE!!!

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AWW HEIDI FAM IS TOO CUTE!

THEY ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR HER

BUT YET SHE SOOO SILLY@

EWWW HEIDI ...COLBY THO

HEIDI MOM IS TOO CUTE!

THATS SOME ISH MY MOM WOULD DO

I LIKE HOW HER MOM IS PLAYIN THE HELL OUTTA SPENCER

AND TRYNA HOOK COLBY BACK UP WIT HEIDI

TOOOOO CUTE MOMMY DEAREST!!

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SPENC WENT BACK TO THE BAR THO

SEE HOW GIRLS ARE,,,,,

THE TENDER WOULD TELL HEIDI ALLL THAT ISH

THEN TURN AROUND N HOOK UP WIT HIM...HAHA

JUS LIKE A B*%^&#

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA

THIS SEASON LOOKS PRETTY JUICY!!

LOVES IT

I STILL THINK I NEED MY OWN SHOW

SHOUT OUT TO MIU

MIAMI INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY OF ART AND DESIGN!

SECOND HALF

CAMERON IS SCREWED!

DAMN SNITCH!

HE SHACKIN IN HIS DAMN BOOTS NOW!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

OMG!

I THINK I F^&$ WIT SPENC NOW

"HIT ME FIRST SO I CAN F$%& U UP"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OMG!!!

SPENC SPENC SPEC

LMAO!

HE F^#@ HIM UUUUUUUUUUP

HEDI:

"WHY DID U HIT HIM A BUNCH OF TIMES"

LMAO

THEY STARTED THIS OFF SO GRRRREAT

I BET SHE EXCITED LC TALKIN TO HER NOW!

CALLED HER MAN AN ASSHOLE!

HA

I CANT TAKE THESE DAMN TEARS MAN! ITS REALLY REALLY NOT THAT SERIOUS!

IS THIS FOR T.V

LIKE THEY ARE REALLY BOO WHOO-IN

GIVE ME A F-IN BREAK!

GEEESH!

SORRY BUT I AM NOT ABOUT TO MESS UP MY MAKEUP ON MY BDAY

OVERVIEW!

THE SHOW WAS PRETTY GOOD! I LOVED HOW THEY STARTED WIT A BANG

LITERALLY!

SPENC MY MAN!

DAAAAATS AAAAAAAAALL I CAN SAY

CAMERON DIDNT EVEN HIT HIM BACK

LIP BUSTED AND ALL

IM HAPPY THEY COOL NOW....WELL FOR NOW!

O SHIT! I DIDNT KNO IT WAS AN HOUR! HEEEEY!

GOT STEPH...TELL HIM OFF GIRL!

(GOTTA SAY LOOKIN A LIL THICK GIRL)

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NO YOU GIRLS....I LOOOVE THAT SONG!

LC N HER BRAID!

LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT RID OF HER HAIRY TOP LIP...FINALLY

SEEMS LIKE LC BOUT TO BE FAKE! UGH...EWW

HEIDI:

SHE WENT TO THE BAR THO

THEY A REAL BOLD COUPLE!

TENDER: "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT"

ALLL THAT THO

GIRRRRL GET RID OF HIM! JUS TOOO MUCH DRAMA!

SPENC:

COME ON NOW DONT SWITCH IT

JUS BE A MAN!

HAVE A GREAT TRIP THO! U KNO U ABOUT TO BE ON THE NEXT PLANE BEHIND HER

WATCHIN THE HILLS AS I TYPE

FIRST HALF

OMG HEIDI IS A BITCH SHE WOULD TRY TO PLAY STEPH LIKE DAT! SO SHE WOULDNT LOOK LIKE SHE WANTED TO GO TO LC PARTY! SHE IS REALLY SCARED OF THAT SPENCER GUY! IF HE DONT GET A DAMN LIFE!

WHAT A FAKE ASS SURPRISE! LO WAS SUSHIN PPL AS SHE HELD LC HAND! LC DIDNT EEEEEEEVEN LOOK SURPRISED!

LC LIP COLOR IS TOO DIE FOR

STEPH WOULD MAKE IT SEEM LIKE SHE AINT CONVINCE HEIDI SHE WAS COOL TO GO TO THE PARTY! BITCHES ARE REALLY FRIGHTEN BY LC. U BETTER WORK!

THESE BITCHES ARE TOOO FUNNY!

COMMERICAL

UGH T.I....SO SEXY

I WANNA SEE THAT WILL SMITH MOVIE

BACK ON!

IM FEELIN LOREN BUT BIIIIIITCH GET OVER IT!

ITS REALLY NOT THAT DAMN SERIOUS!

GET THE HELL OVER IT!

HEIDI LOOKS VERY PRETTY THO

(ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT)

POOR HEIDI SHE SEEMS SOOOO SINCERE

SPENCER:

HE IS ON THE TENDER!! BARTENDER!

LOSER...JUS LIKE A NIGGA

HE SO DAMN DUMB...SHE JUS WORKIN FOR TIPS

SHE DONT WANT HIS LIL SCRUFFY SELF

(THEY WOULD PLAY U CAN BY MY ACTION WHILE HE HITTIN ON HER THO...CUTE!)

BUT WHAT REALLY KILLS ME IS THAT A DUDE WOULD SNITCH THO

HE PROLLY WANT HEIDI ON THE LOW LOW! LMAO

HEIDI REALLY LOOKS CUTE!

THE SEQUENCE DRESS IS A GO!

COMMERCIAL

SOME DO'S

HERE ARE A COUPLE PICS OF SOME HIGH PRICED DESIGNER LOOKS THAT INFLUENCE ME! MAYBE U WILL GET SOMETHINGS OUT OF IT LIKE I DO!

DONT CREATE THE LOOK...TAKE SOMETHING FROM IT AND MAKE IT YOU....play off of it

MARC JACOBS SP 09

We are currently goin through some what of a depression stage just as previous times, 1929.

Designer Gabrielle "COCO" Chanel is known for her fashion influences during this era. Marc Jacobs and other designers are playin off the 1929 depression style and creating it to be more urban and a current fashion trend.

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The drapery and goddess look is def in. One shoulder dresses n blouses are a plus. This summer please have something of this natural! CLASSY...and GRACEFUL! ITS ALL ABOUT BEIN THE WOMAN U R! (KEEP OUT FIRST LADY IN MIND)

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Floral seem to be worn by (FACE IT: GRANDMAS). In my opinion floral is extremely feminine and peaceful to the eye. I love floral and all the has to offer...sexiness, chic-ness, and femininity.

notice the lining on the dress...it shapes the body! flaunt ya curves. if u dont have them create them...lol

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Please DO NOT OVER DO the mix and match print look! But it is def in! NOT MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT BUT TRY IT. Not everyone can pull this look of tho...so be careful! Also notice the see through lace print! The showin it all WITH OUT SHOWIN ANYTHING AT ALL! SHEER IS DEF DEF DEF IN!

you do not have to show it all literally! be classy yet sexy with showin nothing but sheer it!

ITS ALL ABOUT THE NAUTAL LOOK AND SILOUETTE!

SPRING/SUMMER My Thoughts in a NUT SHELL

(let me first say...there will be mistakes through out my blogs. I love to blog but no time to edit)

*HEY... I DONT MIND!*

THIS IS MY NEW LOOK!
U r NOTstylish if you dont try this!

NOOO ONE is doin this but me (if u seen it before please email me a pic jmh448@stu.aii.edu)

MY PERSONAL STYLE

TRY IT U'LL LIKE IT

I am sure everyone has a pair of these shades! Surprisingly these are NOT name brand (yall kno i loove my designer shades) These are actually from TARGET! I only paid about $14.99 or less. With the addition of the chain(dont kno what its really called) which was only $2 at a local eye glass store. MAKES THIS LOOK PRICELESS... also makes for an abstract type necklace!

The chain can be taken off one pair of shades and placed onto another pair. I have gold and black! THE BASICS will get u far! TRRRRUST ME!

DONT eeeeven be ashamed to say u have garments from target! i love the damn place!

(but whats wit the tacky ALEXANDER MCQUEEN target line...HATED IT!! livingcolor)

AND NOW JAE SPRING/SUMMER RULES

GIRRRL(EXTEND "R's") YOU BETTER NOT...

1. BE WEARIN BOX BRAIDS IF U ARE...

A. over the age of 17

B. a parent

C. not apart of a tribe

2. JUST BE WEARIN FLIP FLOPS

A. throw on a nice spring shoe or sandal

~wedges are great spring/summer heels

~them damn gladiator sandals are OVER RATED! ugh!

3. GET CARRIED AWAY WITH JEANS N SHORTS

A. Sun dresses are sooo feminine

the wind helps show your silouette...oh so sexy

~ GUYS LIKE DRESSES

B. EMPIRE WAIST ("highwaisted shorts"...trash them)

~unless u can stand apart from the adverage

4. BE WALKIN AROUND UN-SHAVED

NEED I SAY MORE,,,GROOM GROOM GROOM

eyebrows

legs

bikini

underarms

facial (if got it)

JUS BE ON YA ISH LADIES

TO BE CONTINUED!

Whats Wrong with It?

Whats wrong with being attractive? Is it my... fault?

Whats wrong with styling and profiling if its natural? BITCH IM ME!

Whats wrong with being a cool as chic, yet I read books for a hobby?

Whats wrong with believing in myself? Not on some cocky ish tho...

Whats wrong with wanting to be successful?

There is nothing wrong with the way I CHOOSE TO LIVE MY... LIFE!

Because I am so chilled and so cool, you are friends with me.

Because I am cuddled in the corner reading you befriend me.

Why?

I have found a new hobby and its reading. I know readers are saying "Yea BITCH thats what many people do...duhh". For a person like me I never imagined myself wanting to go to the book store and buy books for my spare time. It was never in my character; the thought of gaining so much knowledge and being ahead of my game is who I am now. Let's say God and my parents have done a wonderful job into molding me into who I am; my brothers lend a huge hand also. To finish the cycle of greatness I am putting my best foot forward towards who I will become.

I want to be the best role model for my niece and nephew. I mostly want to be an example of the greatness that is produced orignally from WILINGTON, DELAWARE.

Most are ignorant of the fact that DELAWARE is THE... FIRST STATE. "What are ya'll known for" is a question aggressivley ask of me 24/7 as my drunk-n hot friends being their JONNIN session(spck). I AM YOUR ANSWER!

DELAWARE IS KNOWN FOR PRODUCING SCHOLARS AND SUCCESSORS! YOUNG AND BRILLIANT!

WITH STLYE!

YA DIGG??

SIGNING OUTT-IE

JAZi (like this)?

LESSONS IN LIFE! (jus how im feelin)

Have you ever felt as though someone was watching your every move?

Have you ever did something you knew you werent suppose to do and then later it felt like everyone knew?

Have you ever acted as though you never did NO wrong, but inside you knew you are just as bad as the people you talk about?

This is your inner self talkin to you. This is when you have the angel on your left(i said left first because I am left handed...yaaay) shoulder and the devil on your other shoulder. When this moment happens agree with your gut; your inner feeling! NEVER SECOND QUESTION YOURSELF!

This goes for life period! All types of situations occur when this dilemma rise within!

Like:

BOYFRIENDS

GIRLFRIENDS

PARENTS

SCHOOL

PEERS

WORK

FRIENDSHIPS

ETC...

1. If your parents tell you not to have a party in there house while they are home, but all your friends know she isnt gonna be there and yall did it before DONT DO IT. If something tells you "bitch this jus might be the time they come back"...listen to lil missy on ya shoulder and DONT DO IT!
2. If you see the teacher watch for students cheating and you see ya neighbor cheat and not get caught...DONT DO IT. If something tells you "bitch this jus might be the time you get caught"...listen BITCH and DONT DO IT!
3. If you find numbers in ya man's pocket after the club and something tells you "bitch this fool is cheating on you or at least about to" DONT BE A DUMB BITCH AND RISK YA "pee wee" CHILL AND DONT SAY SHIT! Dress up...look fly...do all the things you did when you got him to keep him! RELATIONSHIOP W/ JAZZY 101

^^that had nothing to do with nothing..(#3)^^

THIS WAS A NOTE TO SELF! THINK BEFORE ANY DECISION AND NEVER SECOND QUESTION MYSELF!

DONT B A LOSER

SIGNING OUTT-IE

ITS JAZZY

SPELL CHECK! I WAS IN A RUSH...

BEYONCE VS CIARA

PLEASE KNO MY TONE IS VERY PROFESSIONAL WIT A TWIST! I CAN ONLY BE ME! SO MY PROFESSIONAL MAY BE SLIGHT DIFFERENT THAN HOW YOU DEFINE IT! I ROLL EYES AND WORK MY NECK...

FOR THE ONE COMMENT... OUT OF THE KINDNESS OUT OF SOMEONE HEART

AND THIS IS WHY SHE IS *CLEARLY* THE BETTER ARTIST!

AND THIS ISNT ABOUT ME BEING A FAN!

THIS IS STATING FACTS

NOW WATCH ME WORK

READ CAREFUL(stretch the R and L)

CUZ I AM CROSSIN ALL T's AND DOTTIN ALL I"S

EXAMPLE 1.

BEYONCE CIARA

theybf.com

THE PICTURE SPEAKS FOR ITS SELF!

REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU THINK AND HOW DUMB U THINK BEYONCE FANS ARE...THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT THIS BITCH WORKS IT AND SHE IS KILLIN IT! BEYONCE IS TALENTED AND WAS BORN TO ENTERTAINED!

NOW!

(^^^black girl neck roll wit hella eye movement and finger pointing^^)

ARE YOU READY TO BE EMTERTAAAAAAAAINED

IF YOU A FAN YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS FROM!

SIGNIN OUTT-IE

ITS JAZZY!

TREND-Y-ISH

WHATS HOT

We have watched and experience the silhouette of women dresses.

Remember Marie Antoinette?

The dress back then, 17th century, were very full with wide panniers. The door ways during this century were taller and wider for both the women's hair and dresses.

With the new style and inspiring unique designers the silhoutte of today's trendy dress has relevantly changed.

In my opinion

I DIG IT

Its so box-y-ish, different, chic, and strong.

Today's women are leaders and business owners. Fashion is inspired by what is currently takin place in the world. I truely believe today's fashion lines are strong and firm lookin with brillant fabrics because women are looked upon as greatness and leaders.

PERFECTION

Balenciaga

THOU SHALL KEEP A CLEAN CAR

MY CAR IS MY LIFE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!! I CALL HER COUTURE!

SHES CLEARLY MADE TO BE MEASURED!

ALL THEM DAMN SCRATCHES AND BRUISES DEF DONE HAD SOME HANDS ON TAILORED WORK!

NOT SO MUCH OF CAVALI, ARMANI, GUCCI, CAROLINA HERRA TAILORED

SHES A LIL MORE HEATHERETTE, BETSEY JOHNSON, JEAN PAUL GAUTIERE

SPCK...

CLOSE ENOUGH!

;

;

;

ANYWHO

I HAVE CERTAIN THINGS MY CAR CANT GO WITH OUT

1. MY RYAN LESLIE CD

I LOVE HIM RIGHT NOW! I FEEL LIKE I WANNA MARRY HIM! WHO IS THIS FIANCE...WIFE FEMALE ANYWHO! UGH!

MY FAVORITE SONGS

• GIBBERISH
• YOU'RE FLY
• HOW IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE
• SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT
• ADDICTION
• I-R-I-N-A
  

IN THAT ORDER!

2. LIP GLOSS

I HATE THAT THIS ISH IS SO DAYUM STICKY! BUT IT MAKES FOR A GREAT GLOSS COAT OF PERFECTION ON MY LIPS! NO ASHY-NESS OVA HURR!

3. A BRUSH

YA GIRL LOVES TO RIDE WIT MY RYAN BLASTING WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN! I MEAN I AM IN MIAMI...THE WEATHER IS TO DIE FOR! THE WIND DEF DO BE GOIN A LIL HARD! GOTTA TOUCH UP BEFORE STEPPIN OUT OF COUTURE!

4. UNFORGIVABLE

UGH! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS! ITS SO FEMININE AND UNFORGETABLE SMELL! LADIES...IF U AINT ON IT GET ON IT.

I MEAN PERSONALLY IM NOT TRYNA SMELL LIKE EFFIN FLOWERS OR TYPES OF FRUIT-Y FRUITS! THIS SCENT IS PERFECT! VERY HOT AND SEXY! MATURE!

4. AUTO-FREEBREEZE

WELL THIS ISNT THE RIGHT PIC! (CLEARLY)! THIS IS REG FREEBREEZE! I HAVE THE AUTO KIND! IT SMELLS PERFECT! SOMETHING LIKE NEW CAR! WHO WANTS A FUNKY CAR! IF YA CAR STINK U STINK! CLEAN CAR ALWAYS!!

I DONT KNO Y THIS POPPED IN MY HEAD! MAYBE CUZ I NEED TO GO WASH HER! ADVICE TO ALL...MAINLY FEMALES! GUYS LOVE WHEN FEMALES KEEP A CLEAN CAR, DRIVE LIKE A GUY, AND RIDE BIG CARS!

I KNO...I DO THEM ALL! MOO HA HA HA!

STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY...LITERALLY!

LMAO....HUMBLE PIE! I EAT ALL THE TIME

WANNA SEE MY COUTURE???

THE RANDOM-ISH IM THINKIN

I know working and having a career is not all about the money but damn! If I never felt so damn broke! MC HAMMER is my BFF....(damn....idk bout dat)

ralph lauren def seemed a tad bit inspired. MC is in when he is truely OUT. O.J jus popped in my head...idky

Spring 2009

I get one lil refund check from school (THANX SALLIE) and I DO NOT kno how to act. I jus want to splurg on whatever I see. "Oh that is cute"....STAMP! WHATS NEW IN JAMMIE'S CLOSET! well accessories

these are my absolute favorite shades right now, the oversized rimless shades (urban outfitters)! they dont go with everything which makes it sooo PERFECT to go with EVERYTHING!!

GET TO KNO ME...BITCH IM ME

This not hiring thing is truely beginning to PISS ME OFF! ugh

And if i hear the phrase "WE'LL CALL YOU"ONE MORE TIME

GESH...DAMN...WTF...UGH

AND IF BANK OF AMERICA KEEP PLAYING WIT MY MONEY IMMA BLOW THEM UP!

FEEL MY WRATH!!! >:\

REASONS NOT TO PUT YA DOW IN BANK OF AMERICA

1. 
   
   Cant spend deposit until 2 yrs after depositing it


2. 
   
   Comes with 10 of the same debit card (CONFUSING)


3. 
   
   THE MALE WORKERS HIT ON YOU (EWW AT LEAST IN MIAMI)


4. 
   
   The line is TOO EFFIN LONG!
   

ALL THIS THO...WTH???

I WANNA BE RICH....I WANNA BE FAMOUS! I JUS WANNA BE ME, DO WHAT I LOVE AND GET PAID FOR IT! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FREAKIN ASK? FOR!

when the time comes it comes...the time is now!

STYLIST ON DECK...

CIARA vs BEYONCE

Ok so excuse my FRENCH and I hope I dont get reported to TOM for this ish but...

WHO the HELL this B*#$h Ciara think she is?

She's killing me softly! She got me pissed off and ready to go hard! listen to me...

SHE NEEDS TO...

1. STOP IT

This is her new image I GUESS! Last time I checked MRS. CARTER rocked diss f*$%in look damn near 5 videos ago! Ok..maybe im pushin it. BUT...

1. IF I WERE A BOY
   
2. SINGLE LADIES
   
   
3. DIVAS
   
   
4. HALO
   

YOU DO THE MATH

THIS

MINUS

THIS

EQUALS

CIARA!

THE LIL BOY THAT SHE IS!!

And excuse the hell outta me! I am indeed a BEYONCE FAN!

PLEASE DONT F^%# WIT THE GIRL!!

SIGNIN OUTTIE...JAZZY*